Life Observed

In a direct contradiction of the well known saying, here's proof that "when one door opens, another two open as well - although one remains closed". OK, I realise as a saying it's not as snappy.

The phone is ringing. Summon Scrollocks the butler and tell him to call a maid of all work to answer it.

Spotted: This container with an enigmatic three letter abbreviation. Maybe it's a modern word, like "meh"? It's confusing. There were two others nearby, and they were equally confusing. You would think Debenhams would know better.

Oh dear. The poor old pound. Once upon a time you could build an empire with the Queen's currency. These days it's looking a bit wonky. Perhaps we get them stamped in China to save money?