About France

Today we deal with International Relations.

 France.
Hmm. They have a much better country than ours. It's larger, more rural and has nicer weather and better facilities. They have a Mediterranean coast, and access to the Alps and proper suntans. All in all it is very desirable, apart from the people and the food* obviously. 

Clearly France should be British. We should invade and conquer France (they did it to us one), then we could indulge our natural superiority properly.

If anyone doesn't approve of this, well, shrug. 


*No. French food is not the best in the world. It's just that they tell everyone it is.

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