Wednesday, 13 September 2017

Warm welcome

What is this?

I will have to ask the nearest Expectation Management Operative.

Saturday, 9 September 2017

Monday, 4 September 2017

This is just plain wrong

What were they thinking? 

This can't be right. I bet if we went to France and tried to sell English champagne they would be all over us like a cheap suit.

Saturday, 2 September 2017


This weird modern right of passage has finally reached our town.

You and your betrothed engrave your names on a padlock, attach it to a bridge and (I assume) you throw the keys in the river as a sign of undying commitment.

If you don't have that sort of  commitment, then the humble cable tie is equally acceptable.

Wednesday, 30 August 2017

Hipster belt

Well beyond Uranus and Pluto, we find the Hipster belt where the planets orbit in eccentric circles and are more in touch with their inner beard.

Monday, 21 August 2017

We happy few

Ah, we English. We happy few, we band of brothers.

While Trump winds up a nutcase in North Korea, we are Morris Dancing in the street. 

In August. 

In the rain.